summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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