Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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