Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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