So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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