I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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