when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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