Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
she pinky promised me she was 18
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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