what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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