the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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