i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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