just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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