My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
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