people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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