White coat. Heels.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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