Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Randomize
