Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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