I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
