he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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