just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Sext me about skeletons
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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