I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Boobs are out for the taking
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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