I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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