Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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