4 words: hood of his car
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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