i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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