Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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