so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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