I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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