we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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