when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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