Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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