just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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