Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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