I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I am mentally ready for anal.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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