For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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