But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
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