i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Houston, we have a blender
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Randomize
