the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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