Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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