come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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