I want to make a zoo with you.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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