I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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