READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Randomize
