It's Friday. Sex?
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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