we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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