you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I'm like, not good at living.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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