never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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