at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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