singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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