i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
We need to get me chipped asap
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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