therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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